shake me down


Mikey
[mai-kee, my-key]
noun

Your average (and typically broke) eighteen year-old Fine Arts college student.

Fueled by Homestuck, Hetalia, Adventure Time, Sherlock, books, sweets, beaches, art, booze, late night escapades and the Internet.

Femme fatale in the making... a very long making.

*phone rings*

Me: Hello?

??: Hello?

Me: Yeah?

??: *drunk sleepy voice* Sorry, I’ll just call back later…

Me: Uh… *stares and puts down phone*

And the most awkward telephone babble goes to…

Lol no but seriously why did I do that omg I’m not thinking properly today.



tags: #IF YOU ARE THE PERSON THAT CALLED ME  #I'm so sorry  #And also I'm sorry if I thought you were drunk  #it just sounded like it i swear  #who are you  #please tell me someone just dialed a wrong number